January 2012
2 posts
“Sometimes even I’m surprised by the capacity of my own anal stank.”
– (bellarmine)
“My father irons our jeans, for god’s sake.”
– (lower mall)
December 2011
1 post
“What the fuck.
Where did you come from, followers?
And if you’re going...”
– (overheardatseattleu[at]gmail.com)
February 2011
6 posts
1 tag
“Will you sniff my armpits and tell me if they smell like curry?”
– (bellarmine)
“Oh my god, get your clenched butt away from me.”
– (bellarmine)
1 tag
“I feel like William Howard Taft’s ass.”
– (fine arts)
1 tag
“I’ll be the boy scout and you can be the counselor.”
– (xavier)
SORRY WE WERE GONE ALL QUARTER
you’re probably just reading likealittle now anyway.
1 tag
“That Mormon shit is like killa.”
– (campion)
December 2010
2 posts
“Sometimes shit is just shit.”
– (byte)
“I am a wandering whore.”
– (lower mall)
November 2010
13 posts
1 tag
“I’m excited to shower and wear new underwear. I love it when my butt gets...”
– (student center)
2 tags
“Tell me when you’re going to shave, we can shave each other.”
– (pigott)
1 tag
“Person 1: Do they sell pregnancy tests at The Cave?
Person 2: I wish they did....”
– (bellarmine)
“The only one whose name I know is that guy…you know,...”
– (student center)
“I was SO high at practice today.”
– (lower mall)
“‘I’m gonna drop $140 on booty shorts!’ Like, who the fuck does...”
– (bellarmine)
FALL BALL
Don’t forget to overhear at fall ball. It’s a gold mine out there.
And play safe.
“I like the way you turn that burger. It’s nice.”
– (bellarmine)
“I fixed my stapler today and I went buck wild.”
– (student center)
“Can somebody snap me off?”
– (fine arts)
“I remedied that by cannibalizing the lube in my nerf gun.”
– (campion)
o hai
we’re back
June 2010
4 posts
“I fuckin’ hate G-rated movies.”
– (bellarmine)
“I can carry a $400 purse without making it too obvious I have one.”
– (bellarmine)
“Dick’s? I don’t know. Just bring a lighter. … It doesn’t...”
– (bellarmine, on the phone)
“Yeah, I guess they would be hipster tasty…”
– (lee center)
May 2010
3 posts
“I just went from a thin white guy to a thin black guy.”
– (bellarmine)
“Lady Gaga could EASILY beat Shaq in anything.”
– (pavilion)
“Siberia is the death. Even earthquakes can’t live there.”
– (c-street)
April 2010
10 posts
“So, you guys get snow weeks?!”
– (c-street)
“Guy 1: Is that Diet Pepsi?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: You could drink regular if you...”
– (bellarmine)
“I hate pandas! They refuse to have sex, so they deserve to die!”
– (bellarmine)
“Baseball in the Northwest is just…stupid…”
– (lower mall)
“I was up until 2:30 last night playing Monopoly.”
– (bistro)
“I hate it when there’s no toilet seat covers! What if like, I get swine...”
– (bellarmine)
“Where are we going to get a BABY from?”
– (c-street)
“Just because you’re in college does not mean it’s okay to pregame...”
– (admin)
“Any country that does anything is probably going to step on people’s toes....”
– (bellarmine)
“When did you start to get fatter? Like, right when you got pregnant?”
– (law school)
March 2010
7 posts
“Those are so cool! The only problem is you have to unzip all the way in the...”
– (pigott)
“We’re in the eye of the hurricane!”
– (12th ave.)
“That’s like paper beating rock. What the fuck is that shit?”
– (campion)
“You DO know that girls cum too?”
– (lower mall)
“Look for stickers—>”
– <—coming to campus soon
“Hey you know what? It’s okay. ‘Cause we sold drugs to make that...”
– (the cave)
“Guy: Watched any good movies lately?
Girl: Yeah…two.
Guy: Hell yeah!”
– (bellarmine)
February 2010
18 posts
“Man 1: You don’t know because your wife buys your clothes?
Man 2: Well,...”
– (lower mall)
“I was flirting with afterbirth.”
– (admin)