"Sometimes even I’m surprised by the capacity of my own anal stank."
— (bellarmine)
"My father irons our jeans, for god’s sake."
— (lower mall)
"
What the fuck.
Where did you come from, followers?
And if you’re going to hang around here,
then e-mail me some gems once you’re back on campus.
— (overheardatseattleu[at]gmail.com)
"Will you sniff my armpits and tell me if they smell like curry?"
— (bellarmine)
"Oh my god, get your clenched butt away from me."
— (bellarmine)
"I feel like William Howard Taft’s ass."
— (fine arts)
"I’ll be the boy scout and you can be the counselor."
— (xavier)
SORRY WE WERE GONE ALL QUARTER
you’re probably just reading likealittle now anyway.
"That Mormon shit is like killa."
— (campion)
"Sometimes shit is just shit."
— (byte)
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