"I’m so profound when I fake-read."
— (bellarmine)
"Girl 1: Tell them we wanted to invite them out because we missed our boys.
Girl 2: I even drew them a smiley face!"
Girl 2: I even drew them a smiley face!"
— (campion)
"That was the least urgent thing I’ve ever heard: ‘stairwell smells like pee.’"
— (public safety officer in bellarmine)
"She freely admits to being a whore."
— (FALL BALL)
"Cost-efficiency, that’s what I’m all about. I am all about cost-efficiency. That’s what I’m about."
— (FALL BALL)
"I swear that if I were 50 years older I would bone Elvis…or Buddy Holly. Have you EVER HEARD THAT SHIT?!"
— (bellarmine)
"Girl 1: I’m just trying to pave the road for success!
Girl 2: You were on Facebook!"
Girl 2: You were on Facebook!"
— (c-street)
"Trying to talk your way out of a math major sucks. It’s a pile of dung. Like on Neopets. Remember that? When they sometimes gave you a pile of dung? It actually looked kind of cool."
— (quad)
"I’m just talking about Farmville to myself…"
— (campion)
"That was like my job in high school, standing in between the couples."
— (bellarmine)
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