"Girl 1: I’m just trying to pave the road for success!
Girl 2: You were on Facebook!"
Girl 2: You were on Facebook!"
— (c-street)
"Trying to talk your way out of a math major sucks. It’s a pile of dung. Like on Neopets. Remember that? When they sometimes gave you a pile of dung? It actually looked kind of cool."
— (quad)
"I’m just talking about Farmville to myself…"
— (campion)
"That was like my job in high school, standing in between the couples."
— (bellarmine)
"You know what’s in Brazil? Brazilians. I was going through this at dinner. Brazilians!"
— (bellarmine)
"He asked me what his Facebook status should be. I said, ‘Fuck…’ and he was like, ‘That’s brilliant!’"
— (student center)
"I cry when I listen to vinyl."
— bellarmine
"I don’t think you can be a samurai that way. It takes five steps…"
— cave
"He totally hated me; he tried to sabotage my relationship!"
— (bellarmine)
"We’re destroying the environment—but only for one night."
— (bellarmine)
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